What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Quia perspiciatis sed qui quidem voluptas excepturi possimus.

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

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No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

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Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

No way